Erin Bear

You should always give 100% effort throughout the week.15% on Monday.25% on Tuesday.20% on Wednesday.25% on Thursday.15% on Friday.😁

Lorsque vous voyagez dans un autre pays, apparemment ils vous demandent où vous allez séjourner.Serait-ce le moment de faire une blague et de dire, " Je vais dormir dans une ruelle. Cela me fera économiser de l'argent."When you travel to some other country, Supposedly they ask you where you're going to stay.Would that be the time to make a joke and say something like, "I'm gonna be sleeping in an alley. It will save a lot of money.

I hath Seen great philosophical statement. " To err is human, To blame it on someone else shows great management potential. "

When nocturnal animals go to bed In the morning, should we still tell them "Bonne nuit?"

Part of what makes learning french difficult for me is that I tend to find humor in almost everything.I was watching this youtube video and listening to this dialect. It took several listens, but it finally sank in.Basically, this woman cut her finger open while making dinner. And I swear to god the doctor asked what brought her in today. Well, let's see, 🤔 Her hand bleeding all over the place couldn't possibly be the reason. I would have been tempted to say, " Oh no, doctor, it's not my hand. It always bleeds profusely like this." 🤪

Gentlemen , let me clue you in on something.When you are constantly trying to flirt, It is every bit as icky As having to deal with a panhandler.Bunch of thirsty 4ss simps. I swear to God.

Unfortunately I only got two hundred steps today.And those were between the refrigerator and my computer desk. 😁

🤪 <---- the french word "frappadingue" summed up in an emoji.. That is "whackadoodie" in english.

C'est un français et un américain au restaurant.L'américain regarde sa soupe et il dit, "dommage, il y a un mouche dans ma soupe!"Le français dit, " Non, il y a UNE mouche dans ta soupe. La mouche est féminine".L'American dit, " Comment pouvez vous le savoir? Votre vue doit être vraiment bonne."Sorry folks I don't think there's really a way to make this joke work in english 😄

I saw this funny post in my moments yesterday.Some language instructor was saying that to her, language learning was serious business.Of course, if you are here to make friends or to have any fun, do not message her. In her profile picture, she had a very grumpy looking expression. C'est une vieille prof de langue grincheuse. God forbid somebody have any fun or crack a smile while they are studying another language.Je voulais lui dire, enlève le bâton de ton cul. Mais j'imagine qu'elle n'apprécient pas mon humour. 😁

In order to help us learn languages, Some people post pictures of themselves at the gym. Of course it's never someone from america. 😄So to help my fellow language nerds here in america study their second language, I would like to post a picture of something us americans can relate to. I don't know who these athletes are in the picture.

Ne faites jamais rien que vous ne voudriez pas expliquer au medicin.

It all depends on how you look at it. I will just read this because voice input and typing are a pain in the back side.

I guess the French language does have a word for enshittification.Merdification.La qualité diminue mais la prix ajouté. The quality goes down but the price goes up.I'm guessing that is the most complex gros mot In either language

I once asked Alexa, What do you call a hole in the ground that you get water from?That is 10 minutes of my life I won't get back.Now I have a question. At a grocery store, If someone is standing next to an apple display and suddenly faints and falls into said display, How would you explain that one in french?

Il arrive un moment où le langage en classe est trop facile mais la version réelle est trop difficile.Que sommes-nous censés faire à ce moment là?Je l'écoute mais je ne comprends qu'un peu.There comes a time where the classroom version of a language is too easy but the real world version is still too hard.So what are we supposed to do at that point?I listen but I don't understand hardly jack.

Help me out with something.In English, if somebody is having a bad day or if they are upset, they might say that they got up on the wrong side of the bed.Which side of the bed is the wrong one exactly?Or if people do not get along at first, They mightSay they got off on the wrong foot. Which foot is the wrong one?

Je me suis brossé les cheveux et je me suis peignée les dents. Je pense que je suis prête maintenant. I brushed my hair, and I combed my teeth. I think I am ready now.Je suis aussi occupé qu'un unijambiste dans un concours de coups de pied au cul.I am as busy as a one-legged man in an 4ss kicking contest.Pour moi un jour de congé est aussi rare que de la m3rde de cheval à bascule.For me to have a day off is as rare as rocking horse sh1t.

This is a well hidden secret. It will make all other methods of language learning obsolete. Before today, This secret was known only by ancient language scholars. Vous allez tomber dans les pommes quand je vous le dirai.

Le vouvoiement est utilisé parmi les francophones pour exprimer la politesse. Registre formelle.Et bien sûr il y a les autres langues qui utilisent quelque chose comme ça.Peut-être vous 'êtes vous demandez pourquoi nous n'avons pas de vouvoiement dans les pays anglophones.Je vais maintenant révéler le grand secret. C'est parce que les anglophones n'ont aucun notion de politesse. Surtout en Amérique. 😄In french speaking countries, they use a specific registration to express politeness. Vous.Of course, other languages have like a polite and informal version.Maybe you're wondering why we don't have something formal in English speaking countries.I will now reveal the big secret. It's because English speaking countries have no concept of politeness, especially in America. 😄 I am from USA so I can dis it like that.